randomalina:

windows phone is so cute. look at how the face changes when you get messages

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"aw you don’t have any messages, it’s okay you’re still special"

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"oh shit you got a message you hella speical"

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"holy fuck cheese on a ball you hella popular better answer these people"

(via tomdelamechair)


PEOPLE ARE LIKE RASPBERRIES

teamfreekickass:

kreativedragon:

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Some are dark skinned

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Some are light skinned

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Some are big and some are small

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Some look ‘complete’ and other might not be quite there

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But no matter what

If you put them together

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And blend them up

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They taste pretty darn good

I’m getting you professional help. 

(via suspicious-nipple)



the “text me when you get home so i know you’re safe” kind of people are the kind of people i wanna be around

(via i-acknowledge-the-1950s)


pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

pomfette:

sarrzuu:

officialbeyonceknowles:

Stop over jealous and insecure boys 2014 

what the hell is hw even code for 

hand wjobs 

(via i-acknowledge-the-1950s)



suspicious-nipple:

 



suffren:

randomlinktime:



i lost it at “me dammit”

suspicious-nipple:

 

suffren:

randomlinktime:

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i lost it at “me dammit”


ridge:

this probably tops all the other wisdom teeth videos

(via tyleroakley)


spaghetticunt:

urtube:

lms if you’re a 90’s kid and remember columbus coming to america

1492 represent

(via pizza)